✨ also at one point, Monty runs naked from the French palace after being caught with a woman in a duke's chambers ✨ dupe the french navy, turn up corpses and sink an entire bloody island ✨ the MCs fall hostages to said pirates but they end up bonding over a game of dice because at this point why not really? ✨ a disabled MC whose disability doesn't define him or make him any less desirable or worthy of love and respect ✨ Felicity “ladies haven’t the luxury of being squeamish about blood” Montague-the most badass, soft and gentle but also cutthroat girl and who's also THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVING MERMAID IN THE SEVEN SEAS AND ALSO THE SEAS THAT WE ARE UNAWARE OF ON OTHER PLANETS Monty and Percy have revived its affectionate and superior meaning. ![]() ✨ also, I’m very happy to publicly announce that the word “darling” is no longer vaguely condescending. just to find out later that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of longing and suffering ✨ no seriously, if you're interested in seeing me have a complete breakdown, just give me an otp where person A spends 90% of their productive time looking at person B with softness and wonder while person B is completely unaware. I might have lost my vision but now I Understand ✨ thank you for blinding me with your love. ✨ the kind of OTP that will occupy a very large % of your thoughts ✨ he’s of a good heart and I love him so much I wish I could wrap him in blankets and hold his hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy I just hope he's content! ✨ I can’t back this up with science but I’m sure Percy can harness the sun's warmth and power and bring harmony to human relations and begin an age of peace ✨ Percy Newton-actual ray of sunshine and the embodiment of every moment anyone has looked at the sunset and had a Moment thinking about how lucky they are to witness the beauty of nature ✨ and I'm sorry to break this to you Monty, but it seems as if I have cared about you so hard that you are now officially my son. ![]() ✨ he's the kind of person who would get himself into a bad situation and just continue to dig his own grave rather than ask for help ✨ Henry Montague-the most lovable bisexual dickhead on the earth, whose smile could distinguish a million stars and realign planets and could topple nations with the force of the power unleashed and who's literally such a moron oh my god ✨ the "we have to share a bed but we're both going to pretend we're not happy about this situation" trope ✨ the "mutual seemingly unrequited pining" trope ✨ the "grumpy jerk and actual real life moonbeam are best friends" trope if you're my soulmate please start the itinerary ✨ before I die, I want to go on a similar tour, preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. ✨ the most entertaining historical road trip ever ✨ a historical fiction that isn't mostly about straight white people So here are some reasons why you should cancel all relationships from today onward to focus on this book: This was better than shaking hands with dumbledore, better than winning the house cup, better than drarry actually being canon! ![]() This was the best thing that’s happened to humanity since sliced bread. This book was so pure it wasn’t made for earth. I love this book with all my usually empty 7 hearts that just inflated 6 sizes and I think my ribs might actually crack. I honest to god wish this book would take human form and come fall in love with me. “I don’t think it’s a good idea to go courting trouble, is all.” But when one of Monty’s reckless decisions turns their trip abroad into a harrowing manhunt that spans across Europe, it calls into question everything he knows, including his relationship with the boy he adores. Even with his younger sister, Felicity, in tow, he vows to make this yearlong escapade one last hedonistic hurrah and flirt with Percy from Paris to Rome. Still it isn’t in Monty’s nature to give up. Not only does his father expect him to take over the family’s estate upon his return, but Monty is also nursing an impossible crush on his best friend and traveling companion, Percy. The finest boarding schools in England and the constant disapproval of his father haven’t been able to curb any of his roguish passions-not for gambling halls, late nights spent with a bottle of spirits, or waking up in the arms of women or men.īut as Monty embarks on his Grand Tour of Europe, his quest for a life filled with pleasure and vice is in danger of coming to an end. Henry “Monty” Montague was born and bred to be a gentleman, but he was never one to be tamed.
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